What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Is it okay to pay 12,000 SEK for rent 67m² furnished house for 2 people in Jönköping, Sweden? It also includes electricity, internet, heating, and water expenses.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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